On the heels of their piece on fascinatingly phallic potatoes, TheNerve published a piece on a new vibrator that (after extensive testing) has been proven to help you reach a "third level orgasm." Journalist Kate Hakala reports the vibrator's primary distinction is the influence of expert gynocologists on the product's design. It boast curves meant to contour to the natural shape of the body, an extending arm for external stimulation and ribbing for pleasure. Hilariously, New York Magazine responded to this report in horror saying "The design of this this new pink friend is almost too terrifying let anywhere near my vagina." They then, cathartically, offered a free association for what they think the thing looks like, proving if you can personify it, you probably don't want to acquaint it with your ladyparts.
